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Jungle Cars

Your guide to the poxy vericles in the Bearded Weirdie's Broken Car Emporium

Pictures now at the bottom of the page!




Chips: Miss Ariadne Superchips-Puddle Jumper
 Citroën 2CV6 DOLLY, Property of Mr Charlie Weeks-Bell

Driving Licence: Item only possessed by Mr Alan Sermons & Mr Alex Barnett
 Mr Charlie Weeks-Bell & Miss Vicky Price yearn for such

Eejit: Faded blue Ford Fiesta
 Known as Eejit because of its registration, which will not be disclosed here

Mimi: The original and (not quite) the best
 Citroën 2CV6 Spécial, property of Mr Alex Barnett

Nicole?: Spirito di Punto
 SOLD

Silver Bullet: 1970 Mercedes 300SEL
 Property of Mrs Yvonne Thomas, beleagured on stands courtesy of Mr Alex Barnett. Still not fixed after about a year.
UPDATE: Appears to have just been declared as abandoned by the local council. Oops. Well, Alex has had ages of time to sort it out. (27/02/03)

Sofia: 1971 Mercedes 280SE 3.5
 Property of Mr Alex Barnett
UPDATE: Having minor problems due to a small fire in the ignition system (23/12/02)

Stef: Mercedes 500SEL
 Property of Mr Charlie Weeks-Bell, Also Miss Bradley of Mechanical Engineering fame (and misfortune)
UPDATE: Currently sitting dead on the road due to electrical failure.

The Mobile Internet Tea Café: A pipe dream for Mr R. Mortis, proprietor of said café.
 Eventual plan to rebuild a Transit to accommodate said Mobile Internet Tea Café.

The Poxy Red Vericle: Rover Metro 1.1L
 Property of Mr Alan Sermons, used as transport for DJ Jism and his mobile disco.
UPDATE: Much loved by the local populace, so much so that 3 windows have been replaced in a month (25/12/02)

The Square Seat Bike, aka "The Bitch": A red, Italian bike with a square seat!
 Property of Mr JJ Laws-Beatham. Known to break whenever it feels like it.
UPDATE: Now gone, having sat in the back garden broked for ages (July 02)


Chips - Charlie's 2CV6 Spécial DOLLY Mimi - Alex's 2CV6 Spécial Stef - Charlie's Mercedes 500SEL Eejit - Vicky's Fiesta

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